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  • Mom: Ande, I found your bandino!
  • Me: ...my bandeau?
  • Mom: Whatever. Doesn't that mean 'baby' in another language? ...Bambino. ...Whatever.
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TAGGED AS: #ande's life   #MY MOM THO  

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

source: slutdust / via: snowqueenly
TAGGED AS: #FANTASTIC  
  • baby: s- s- s
  • parents: oh, the baby's first words!!
  • baby: s- sss- si-
  • parents: sis?? sister??
  • baby: s- si- si-
  • baby: SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JÄGER
TAGGED AS: #snk  
  • Baby: d...d-d...d...
  • Dad: Daddy? Are you trying to say daddy?
  • Baby: d...dEstROY ALL THE TITANS, EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM
TAGGED AS: #snk  
source: milkybubbletea / via: sophiewg
TAGGED AS: #happy tag  

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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source: neilcicierega / via: amethystashes
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tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

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titaniagigante:

mimimariet:

An extra hour in the ballpit! Alriiight!

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I CAN HEAR HER

source: mimimariet / via: boston-ivy
TAGGED AS: #OMG  
I wanted it to be you. I wanted it to be you so badly.
(via cirea)
TAGGED AS: #words  
source: paulweasley / via: lehnshrer
TAGGED AS: #divergent   #tris prior   #I SOBBED  

“You nearly died today,” he says. “I almost shot you. Why didn’t you shoot me, Tris?” “I couldn’t do that,” I say. “It would have been like shooting myself.”

source: beatriceprios / via: lehnshrer
TAGGED AS: #divergent   #tris prior   #four   #KILL ME  
source: man-and-camera / via: obscvrely
TAGGED AS: #happy tag  
source: xvividx / via: theperksofbeinglame
TAGGED AS: #happy tag  

Leaving the gym in NYC 7/21/14 (x)

source: tayswiftdotcom / via: tswiftdaily
TAGGED AS: #taylor swift  

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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TAGGED AS:
tempest in a teacup


"This was no accident. This was a therapeutic chain of events."

My name is Ande and this is my quiet section of the world.