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muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

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Artist: Taylor Swift
Album: 1989
Track: Welcome To New York


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cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

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jethroq:

so sick of tumblr romanticizing T͚̪̩͇̩͈͖͙̤̣͖͙͍̬̦̝͖̕͜ͅͅH͈͇̮̠̳̘̰̳̹͕̫̬̥͙̼͓͜͠E͏̵̵̢͎͇̼̭͓ ̴̡̖̣̙͍̘͎̰̱͇̯̼̩̘̮̞̬̜͈̀̀͠V̸҉̛̻͕̟̙̞̪̞̳̕Ǫ̶̢͉̻̣̟̪̬̺̣̭̟͈͙̯̳̞̼̗̺͝I̡͚̘̣̙͚͈̮̦̝͓̲̞̪͜D̶̥͖̣͍͔̳͕͎̭̥

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youpaintmeabluesky:

TAYLOR ANY MINUTE NOW DOESNT MEAN 876545 YEARS LATER WHY ISNT IT AVAILABLE YET WHY ARE U PUTTING ME THROUGH THIS TORTURE ILY ANYWAY BUT GIMME THE SONG NOWWWWWW

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riseoftheguardian:

i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

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misandry-mermaid:

unwinona:

THIS

This is how you feminist ally.

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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the-pietriarchy:

I’m going to die alone and miserable but at least I’ll find peace knowing that I never thirsted over benedict cumberbatch

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the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

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blueflight:

[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]

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hxneylemon:

GENESIS RODRIGUEZ HAS CONFIRMED THAT HONEY IS LATINA!!!!

!!!!

"We were trying to figure out what kind of accent Honey would have, and one time I would go in with an accent, and another time I wouldn’t, and we figured out that when she said ‘Hiro’ it was going to be in Spanish, with a little bit of Spanish words." 

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tempest in a teacup


She holds a smile

like someone would hold a crying child

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My name is Ande and this is my quiet section of the world.